Now as you can see in this scene, it does contain a dildo, which I specified had to be on the larger size for the joke to work. Bucky, who’s an incredibly thorough props buyer, approached me rather embarrassed one day. He took me aside and showed me a whole range of dildo’s to choose from. I think I got a hamper full of dildo’s for my goodbye present - Helena Bonham Carter (DVD commentary)
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
#whatever happened between the last gif and the scene in the bar must have been awful#empty gaze#difficulty inhaling#muffled hearing#uncomfortable lightness in his legs when you can’t even be sure you are walking at all#the commandos not quite knowing how to approach him#but probably not as awful as lying in the snow bleeding and staring at the sky#feeling snowflakes falling and melting on your face#vaguely remembering some mechanical noises#a train perhaps?#trying to move but failing because your body doesn’t respond#wondering if anyone would come looking for you#and slipping into unconsciousness (via sabacc)