Baby on Jensen St. ^.^
Permission to use that Jensen stop sign whenever Jensen does something achingly adorable or extremely sexy?
I think it’d be a waste not to^.^ Here you go:
today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out
"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made
never forget when I was waiting for vampire weekend to come on stage and I realized tom delonge from blink 182 was sitting in front of me so I tried to take a picture but the flash went off
THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG
- guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
- me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
- world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]