Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
Today I am lambsitting. He’s 4 days old. The mum had twins and rejected him. He’s doing well on bottles though. :) (source)
who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot
imagine liking someone who:
- wasn’t out of your league
- wasn’t miles away
- was single
- actually liked you
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”